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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
janticsantics
sansastarkofficial

Smash mouth has a song about a guy realizing the girl he’s dating is still in love with her ex girlfriend and he encourages said ex to come back and rekindle their lesbian romance

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Maybe the real All Star was the bisexuals we met along the way

animar-seal-of-elephants

this is like… the exact opposite of Jolene

neuroticgaymusings

“Florence… Florence, Florence FLORENNNNCE please come take my girl it’s okay you can”

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janticsantics
postmodern-baseball

idk if y’all americans and that know this, but in Australia instead of snow at christmas we get these lil shiny bugs everywhere and they’re attracted to the christmas lights and we call them christmas beetles

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and despite being australian they don’t bite or anything they just crawl around on your hand and it’s such a good and pure feeling and yeah

cryoverkiltmilk

‘despite being australian’

dxmedstudent

I need an aussie to confirm that these don’t actually kill you.

drferox

Can confirm they’re pretty harmless, and not very bright. Most dangerous thing I’ve seen them do was fall off the roof and land in a poor woman’s cleavage.

Haven’t seen as many of them around this year though.

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janticsantics
fantabulous-bitch-nextdoor

With the year coming to an end I figured it’s be the perfect time to propose a list of shit we should leave behind as we go into 2019.

❥ Shipping real people with each other
❥ Drawing/Writing porn of real people
❥ Harassing/hating real people because they’re dating someone you ship with someone else
❥ Applying headcanons to real people
❥ Acting like real people are just characters and that you can treat them however you want and being gross
❥ Ruining real peoples relationships with other real people cause yall had to be weird and ship them with someone they know/were close with
❥ Making real freaking people uncomfortable and not caring because you care more about your stupid ship than you do about the real people who want you to stop
❥Lmao basically stop being gross and weird towards people, like just because they’re famous doesn’t mean you’re allowed to be weird freaks this especially applies to being gross towards/about child actors because they’re CHILDREN  
 ❥ So please be respectful of real people and their boundaries thankyou

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mcavoy

At that [rehearsal], Tom saw that the production designer had put a giant lobster tank in the center of the restaurant and that was just a true design choice just to make it seem like a fancy restaurant. As soon as Tom sees it, he goes, ‘Well, I’m going to go in the tank.’

Even if you’re Tom Hardy, you don’t just jump in a lobster tank and call it day. “The designer was like, ‘We didn’t build it for somebody to go in!’” Fleischer says. “And, you know, they were all live lobsters.”

Then improvised direction required the rejiggering of major elements to allow for Eddie/Venom to plunge into and feast, and for Hardy to do it all safely. As anyone who witnessed the The Mask-like spectacle, they pulled off the construction and stunt work under the wire. And the lobsters gobbled up by a Venomized Eddie? Marshmallow crustaceans with chocolate syrup blood.

How the best scene in Venom was improvised 

Source: mcavoy